That's right, everything about me is sexy and my top ten lists are no different.
Yes, I am back with another amazing blog post! This time It’s all about Junco! May I present the Top Ten reasons why Junco Coot Kicks ASS!
10.She turns heads…literally.
9. She smokes cigars!
8. She can read Ancient Sumerian!
7. She can do flips on horseback!
6. She’ll get the job done the first time!
5. She can find every constellation in the sky!
4. She can explode heads with a sniper rifle!
3. She’ll rescue you!
2. She can stick a nightdog in the eye with a knife!
1. She is just Junco!
kicking some big ol' ass! I do appreciate that time you saved my ass! Thank you!
welcome, Lucan. You did come through for me as well.
It was touch and go there for a while...but then my ass-kicking sister showed up! (I totally could've taken them by myself, ya know!) But thanks anyway! 
than you let on, Esta! ::::Clutch-mother::::
::::breathing on my fingernails and polishing them on my shirt::: I taught her everything she knows. 
You saved my ass plenty of times too!
here people...STAR me now! (And make it five, five stars, please)
That's all you'll ever get from me.
and I expect the same when I post about Junco's popularity in the Band tomorrow...
for you Gideon, don't worry!
Spanish too! (I taught her that...thank you!) 
I love her! 
kick my ass once. It was sorta sexy too, the way she slapped me in the face with her foot.
do it again any time you want!
I really do
kick some hard-core ass...