It’s my turn to blog again and since Junco told me that throngs of people are clamoring for a mapolina recipe, I thought I’d make it the subject of my next “How To” blog. First I must explain that mapolina is a purely avian food used to deliver proper nutrition to aves warriors in the field and Fledge participants. It’s a protein paste with an optional carbohydrate component that delivers optimal caloric levels for high stress situations. Here’s how to make it:
- Make sure your auto-cook is programmed to synthetic food
- Remove one mapolina instant packet and one starch packet from the box
- Open the mapolina packet and dump it into a small container
- Put it in the auto-cook, level 4, medium
- Set timer for 30 seconds
- Remove from auto-cook
- Add starch packet and stir
- Put it in the auto-cook, level 5, high
- Set timer for 10 seconds
- Remove from auto-cook
- Spread on a cracker or piece of bread
- Eat and enjoy!
I’ve included a picture so you can see just how appetizing mapolina can be when prepared properly. Bon appetit!
Mmmmmmm...I could go for some right now. 
MMMmmmmmmmm...
Oh God. I think I just threw up in my mouth.