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How to Make Mapolina

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It’s my turn to blog again and since Junco told me that throngs of people are clamoring for a mapolina recipe, I thought I’d make it the subject of my next “How To” blog. First I must explain that mapolina is a purely avian food used to deliver proper nutrition to aves warriors in the field and Fledge participants. It’s a protein paste with an optional carbohydrate component that delivers optimal caloric levels for high stress situations. Here’s how to make it:

  1. Make sure your auto-cook is programmed to synthetic food
  2. Remove one mapolina instant packet and one starch packet from the box
  3. Open the mapolina packet and dump it into a small container
  4. Put it in the auto-cook, level 4, medium
  5. Set timer for 30 seconds
  6. Remove from auto-cook
  7. Add starch packet and stir
  8. Put it in the auto-cook, level 5, high
  9. Set timer for 10 seconds
  10. Remove from auto-cook
  11. Spread on a cracker or piece of bread
  12. Eat and enjoy!

I’ve included a picture so you can see just how appetizing mapolina can be when prepared properly. Bon appetit!

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Comments

  • Snowbird
    Snowbird Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    MMMmmmmmmmm...

    Oh God. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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  • Isten
    Isten Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    i love mapolina

    You put a little onion paste in it, add some mushrooms and some Worcestershire sauce and it's downright yummy! ;) Mmmmmmm...I could go for some right now. :p

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  • Snowbird
    Snowbird Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    I just plunked some chunks

    right now. You're DISGUSTING Isten!

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  • Isten
    Isten Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    Plunked some chunks!

    I love that - can I steal it?

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  • Esta
    Esta Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    Yuk, Junco!

    TMI, girl. TMI.

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  • Esta
    Esta Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    Oh Isten...

    That was entirely uncalled for! Poor Junco, you know she throws up at the drop of a hat. Don't encourage her.

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  • Tier
    Tier Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    It's not so bad...

    It's like eating a hotdog, no difference.

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  • Lucan
    Lucan Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    It's delicious

    and nutritional Junco. You're just spoiled on hamburgers.

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  • Gideon
    Gideon Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    Your world sounds fun and all...

    but this is just yet another reason why I'm glad I never left Earth.

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  • Sera
    Sera Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    I'm so glad...

    I don't eat.

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  • Sera
    Sera Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    Once again Lucan delivers

    a completely inappropriate blog post. I gave it one star. :)

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  • Lucan
    Lucan Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    Do not worry...

    I will one star you tomorrow as well. :D

  • Gideon
    Gideon Wednesday, 25 July 2012

    Weren't you told

    to stop using emoticons? I'm pretty sure you were.

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