Character profile for Lucan (and Sera )
Junco asked me to introduce Lucan's interview, but since she didn't see fit to give me my OWN interview, I'll participate in this one, thank you. Besides, I'm the most interesting character anyway. Just wait until you see what I do in the next book...
Ready kids? Here we go!
LUCAN: This is difficult…I cannot say any more. I have several forms, none of which look anything like the other.
SERA: I’m a stunning 5’9 redhead, natural, of course. My skin is smooth and fair, and my fashion sense is unmatched on habitat or planet.
JUNCO: Oh for fuck’s sake Sera, this is not your profile. Butt the hell out!
SERA: I’m ignoring Junco. Everyone, please join me.
Actor who could play you in a movie:
LUCAN: Leonardo DeCaprio
SERA: Evan Rachel Wood – she’s perfect and did you see her as Sophie-Ann in True Blood!!! And that little brat she played in Mildred Pierce! I loved her, so nasty, and self-absorbed! She’s perfect!
JUNCO: Hmmm…surprisingly, both of you hit that nail on the head.
LUCAN: President of the Avian.
SERA: Unemployed at the moment, but I have big plans for Earth.
LUCAN: I fired her ass thousands of years ago.
SERA: You wish, I quit because I could not stand you for one more second.
JUNCO: Am I gonna have to pull this car over?
LUCAN: Obviously NOT the one who abandoned me two thousand years ago. So, Amelia, of course.
SERA: I thought you said you fired me?
JUNCO: She’s got you there, Lucan.
Favorite Junco moment:
LUCAN: The first time she told me off…which was about five minutes after we met. :)
SERA: Oh, this is a spoiler! I cannot tell!
JUNCO: Good girl, Sera. You know how I hate spoilers.
LUCAN: Kiss ass.
Favorite 039 Team Member:
LUCAN: They are all equally important to me, but obviously Raubtier is who I count on the most to deliver what I require.
SERA: Hmmmm…I love Isten the most, I think. He’s so hot and typically up for just about anything.
JUCNO: Oh, please. Spare me the details. Lalalala….lalalala….I can’t hear you. I really don’t need that image in my head.
Favorite vaca spot:
LUCAN: Australia, especially The Kimberly. Crocodiles and Cuckoos, how can you top that?
SERA: Earth! I love Earth. I can do so many things with…errrr…I mean ON Earth! It’s spectacular!
JUNCO: :::sigh::: I’m gonna regret this.
LUCAN: Cheeseburgers. Junco got me hooked on these, especially In-and-Out Burger. The wait in the drive-through is exceptionally long most of the time. But yet, it’s worth it when you take that first bite of burger. Mmmmm…burgers are the best thing about Earth. Besides the Kimberly, of course.
SERA: I do not eat.
JUNCO: Hey, if you don’t eat and you’re not hooked up to a reactor, then where do you get power?
SERA: I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.
TIER: She steals her power from-
SERA: Raubtier, you will regret spilling that secret. I’m warning you.
JUNCO: Oh shit, not another one? I have no interest. Zero. Move on, please.
LUCAN: I have no idea. Many hundreds of years past seven thousand.
SERA: Same. Lucan and I were created on the same day.
JUNCO: Really? Shit, never knew that. So you’re like, brother and sister?
LUCAN: No, we are not brother and sister, Junco.
SERA: Yeah, that’s disgusting.
JUNCO: Why is it disgusting, unless of course the two of you-
LUCAN: Every day is a birthday for me. I’ve been morphed hundreds of times, each time I came out I was reborn.
SERA: What he said.
LUCAN: All of them.
SERA: Oh, me too! You know why he likes red, don’t you, Junco?
SERA: Because of my dress.
LUCAN: Sera, the only thing larger than your ego is your propensity for lies. I love red because it’s my true eye color.
LUCAN: I prefer classical avian music and rarely listen to anything else.
SERA: My Humps, Black Eyed Peas. LOVE that song.
JUNCO: That song is old. You’re dating yourself now, Sera.
SERA: At least my favorite song isn’t opera. Loser.
Words to live by:
LUCAN: To the victor belong the spoils.
SERA: Oh, yes. I like that one. I also like all’s fair in love, war, and life.
JUNCO: That’s not how it goes, all’s not fair in life.
SERA: Junco, whose interview is this anyway?
Perfect Saturday Night:
LUCAN: Watching tennis or golf.
JUNCO: :::snort::: This is true, too! He’s so boring.
SERA: I party every weekend. You ever been to that club downtown, Junco? You know that one in the church?
JUNCO: That’s a BDSM club, Sera, so no. I’ve not been there.
SERA: Oh, well Isten and I go all the time.
JUNCO and LUCAN: Lalalala….lalalala….We can’t hear you.
JUNCO: OK - this interview is over.
Thanks for stopping by Dear Readers! if you haven't checked my badass self in Flight, you should. Like right now! But start with Clutch first...it's a series, right?