ASHUR: I am Just Junco is filled with guys, right? I mean, you got me – Ashur. I’m like the god of all avians with my smoldering green eyes and my hot good-looks--
TIER: Ashur, yer delusional. I’m the freaking star of these books. Me. Every one of them revolves around me.
ASHUR: Around you, maybe. But you know, I’m the hot dude in Fledge. So you get some page time in Clutch, pffft. She’s barely into you in that book. But me in Fledge? I’m rocking that book like a star, brother. You’re off in nether land. Outta sight, outta mind, right?
ISTEN: Ashur, you piker. Everyone knows I star in both Fledge and Flight. Tier, you might get Clutch, I’ll give you that. But that’s only because you made us stay on the freaking ship while you and Junco went gallivanting around the countryside looking for trouble. I’m the favorite, so get over yourselves!
TIER: Isten, I let ya be the favorite, remember that little deal? Let you. Be. The favorite.
ISTEN: Still works, though. You said it, I’m the favorite.
ASHUR: All right, get out of my guest post, will ya? I’m talking about me here, OK? When Junco goes insane and wants nothing to do with either of you, who does she still talk to? Me! That’s who! ME!
ISTEN: Ashur, why is your picture like twice the size of mine? What the hell is up with that?
ASHUR: I told you, I'm the favorite, besides...I'm the one in charge of this post. And you look like a dirtbag in that picture. Who wants to see more of you?
ISTEN: I was hung over, fuck! No one said there was a photoshoot that day.
LUCAN: Sigh. We all know that Junco is beyond infatuated with me. To her, you are just children my little winged warriors.
TIER: Shut the fuck up, Lucan. She thinks yer creepy as all hell.
GIDEON: She really does, Lucan. You're secret is out and she was floored!
LUCAN: She simply needed time to adjust, that's all.
GIDEON: Pfffft. OK. But I'm the only one who knows what makes her tick...and it ain't freaks who can manipulate time and space, that's for sure.
KUSH: Bahaha…you guys keep telling yourselves how much Junco loves you! I’m the only one who-
(Fists flying, ground grappling, heads butting, blood-letting…)
TIER: Sorry, had to knock Kush on his ass there for a second. Where was I?
GIDEON: You were saying how I’m Junco’s BFF. You dumbasses have no idea how high I am above your pathetic attempts to insert yourselves into her heart. She loves me best, always has and always will.
ASHUR: I really hate Gideon.
ISTEN: Yeah, Gideon thinks he’s so fucking special just because he got to play in the mud with her when she was little.
TIER: Let’s kick his ass.
ASHUR: Ok, kids…there you have it. Junco loves me best and I—
(More fists flying, more ground grappling, more heads butting, more blood-letting…)
TIER: Ashur’s indisposed at the moment. If ya want to really know who Junco loves best, just read Clutch. It’ll tell ya everything ya need to know about who rules her little psycho heart. (Me!)
Oh, this is so much better, now we can overpower them and we wont' ever have to hear about Jeeps or spankings, or beer. I feel better already!
Could you assholes be any more
full of yourselves? Shit, no wonder psycho-butt is always bailing on you guys. You're such a bunch of conceited whiners!