Let’s just jump right in with some moves that will make you sick just thinking about them.
- Uchi Mata – Throw them down with 5000 lbs. of force.
- Dkuri Eri Jime – Strangle them with style in ten seconds.
- Juji Gatame – Crack the elbow (sick!).
- Tomoe nage – Catapult your opponent using their own attack force.
- Gastrizein – Heel to chest. Enough said.
- Double leg takedown – Not for Junco, she’s too small to throw people like that, but for the big guys, it’s a head plant that causes nasty, disgusting damage.
- Shoulder throw – Remember simple machines from physical science class? Well go fucking read up on it, the shit was taught for a reason. I’ll wait. Junco kicks-ass at this one because she paid attention in school.
- Achilles lock – Mmmmmm…breaking tendons.
- Bursting – It’s all about the physics, baby. Remember collisions? Fuck? What did you take in high school? Remedial geology?
- 360 Defense – No geometry either? LOL…then go look up oblique.
- Choke defense – Which muscles are stronger? Back or arms?
- Pistol arm – Wrist blocks…gotta love ‘em!
- Buttstroke – Use that rifle, warrior! If you can’t shoot, buttstroke!
- Rolling knee bar – All the bars will fuck you up.
- The reap – Center of mass and gravity – more physics kids. Go back to school.
- Rear naked choke – Strangle him quickly with a simple compression of the carotid artery. What? You never took anatomy either? Go fucking look it up.
- Round kick defense – Rotational physics, coupled forces, and gravity – the Triple Terror of fighting.
I could do #6...
If I was fighting a little person!