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Interview with an Asshole

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I Am Just Junco - Tier Interview

Junco asked me to introduce Tier’s interview since I happen to know him best. I thought I’d spice things up a bit and add my take on his questions…enjoy!

Character profile:  Raubtier, Aves 039-1

Physical Description:  6’1, 185 lbs. black hair, green eyes. I think this is a stupid question, let’s move on. No one cares what I look like, only how well I fight. (ASHUR: Next)

Actor who could play you in a movie:  Next… (ASHUR: Chris Hemsworth, Tier actually said he should play him in the Junco movie…he’s just pretendin’ not to care about this. In fact, he’s already asked me to go to the Red Dawn premier. I said only if I could bring Junco as my date.)

Job: Second in Command to Lucan, Captain of the 039. (ASHUR: So he thinks…)

Favorite gun: Whatever’s available when I need it. (ASHUR: Tier only uses guns if they're handy, otherwise he’s all about slashing throats.)

Favorite MMA move: The flying knee, that throws them off every time. It’s like, splat, there goes your jaw. Bye… (ASHUR: Yeah, I agree. That shit hurts.)

Favorite Team Member: Ashur. (ASHUR: Awwwww…he loves me.)

Favorite vaca spot: Next… (ASHUR: Secretly, Tier loves Disney World, not Disneyland)

Favorite food: I’ll eat anything, who cares? Food is food. Although Junco is an excellent cook and I enjoy her human meals. (ASHUR: Junco makes an awesome pineapple upside-down cake)

Age: In Clutch I’m 24. In Fledge and Flight I’m 25…Range takes place when I’m 27.

Birthday: I have no idea when my birthday was – sometime in the Clutch year of 2127 maybe. The only day that counts is your morphday. Mine is March 9, 2139 and since the 039 were all sent back from Earth at the same time, we all morphed together. So all the members of the 039 share the same morphday. (ASHUR: We have a raging fucking party every year. Invitation only.)

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Song: Everything by Metallica (ASHUR: Dude, do you remember that time we saw Ozzy and Metallica, and Van Halen and Metallica, and all those other times we saw Metallica? If you do, let me know – because they’re a little fuzzy in my memory for some reason….)

Words to live by: Trust me. (ASHUR: pffft.)

Perfect Saturday Night: At home with Junco. (ASHUR: That’s mine too! We’re so much alike!)

Three words that best describe me: Short-tempered, driven, and serious. (ASHUR: Well, I’d say asshole, asshole, and asshole. Is three all we get?)

What did you want to be when you grew up: A good guy. (ASHUR: Good guy? You don’t even come close, brother. Sorry.)

Day or night: Night. The best part of my day is sleeping next to Junco. (ASHUR: braggart.)

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  • Sera
    Sera Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Raubtier,

    You are my favorite bringer of death... :p

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  • Tier
    Tier Sunday, 30 September 2012

    And you're my favorite AI

    Sera...right along side of Amelia and HOUSE, that is. :p

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  • Sera
    Sera Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Wus

    Pick one, what are you? Running for office or something?

  • Snowbird
    Snowbird Sunday, 30 September 2012

    He's my favorite dude

    too...besides Ashur and Lucan. And Isten. And Gideon. Oh, and Braun, and Arel, and Mish, and Rikan. And Kadian, I actually do like him. ;);););)

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  • Tier
    Tier Sunday, 30 September 2012

    You're my favorite dudette!

    I know ya have ta mention the other guys to make them feel special, wink, wink. So I won't give ya a hard time about it. ;)

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  • Esta
    Esta Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Ashur has a way with

    Titles, doesn't he? It's like a take on Interview with a Vampire, right? But of course Tier is an asshole and he's not even close to being a vampire, so it fits, ya know? :D

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  • Tier
    Tier Sunday, 30 September 2012

    haha

    Yeah, you're so clever, Esta.

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  • Esta
    Esta Sunday, 30 September 2012

    i do my best

    :p

  • Gideon
    Gideon Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Chris Hemsworth? WTF?

    I was thinking more along the lines of ZACHARY QUINTO! Bahahahahhha:
    http://www.iamjustjunco.com/special_stuff/Zachary_Quinto_VSS.jpg

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  • Sera
    Sera Sunday, 30 September 2012

    I think he's yummy

    If you like that Urkel look.

  • Tier
    Tier Sunday, 30 September 2012

    He's way better looking than I am

    I love the glasses too. Babhahahahah

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  • Isten
    Isten Sunday, 30 September 2012

    When's Red Dawn come out?

    We are so there...I hope it plays in the big theater down at Southlands. if you guys want to go to Parker, I'll go by myself.

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  • Gideon
    Gideon Sunday, 30 September 2012

    November something

    maybe Thanksgiving week, I bet. We'll go to SL, they have better popcorn and Junco loves popcorn.

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  • Lucan
    Lucan Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Im In

    I love Patrick Swazey

  • Gideon
    Gideon Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Swaze not Swazey!

    And that was like 1984 you dumbass, this is the remake!

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  • Lucan
    Lucan Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Remakes blow

    I'm out

  • Lucan
    Lucan Sunday, 30 September 2012

    What does that mean?

    You don't know your birthday? What kind of person has no idea when they were born? You act as if we don't keep records, like we're mass-producing children or something? What's wrong with you? How could you leave the world with this impression of us? I swear...oh, wait. You're right. We did mess up the clutches from 25-29. I forgot Gib went on that bender and did a stint in rehab. My bad.

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  • Tier
    Tier Sunday, 30 September 2012

    Oh for fuck's sake

    I knew I should've never answered those questions. Next...

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