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Cool ways to fuck up your enemy

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Let’s just jump right in with some moves that will make you sick just thinking about them.

  1. Uchi Mata – Throw them down with 5000 lbs. of force.
  2. Dkuri Eri Jime – Strangle them with style in ten seconds.
  3. Juji Gatame – Crack the elbow (sick!).
  4. Tomoe nage – Catapult your opponent using their own attack force.
  5. Gastrizein – Heel to chest. Enough said.
  6. Double leg takedown – Not for Junco, she’s too small to throw people like that, but for the big guys, it’s a head plant that causes nasty, disgusting damage.
  7. Shoulder throw – Remember simple machines from physical science class? Well go fucking read up on it, the shit was taught for a reason. I’ll wait. Junco kicks-ass at this one because she paid attention in school.
  8. Achilles lock – Mmmmmm…breaking tendons.
  9. Bursting – It’s all about the physics, baby. Remember collisions? Fuck? What did you take in high school? Remedial geology?
  10. 360 Defense – No geometry either? LOL…then go look up oblique.
  11. Choke defense – Which muscles are stronger? Back or arms?
  12. Pistol arm – Wrist blocks…gotta love ‘em!
  13. Buttstroke – Use that rifle, warrior! If you can’t shoot, buttstroke!
  14. Rolling knee bar – All the bars will fuck you up.
  15. The reap – Center of mass and gravity – more physics kids. Go back to school.
  16. Rear naked choke – Strangle him quickly with a simple compression of the carotid artery. What? You never took anatomy either? Go fucking look it up.
  17. Round kick defense – Rotational physics, coupled forces, and gravity – the Triple Terror of fighting.
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  • Snowbird
    Snowbird Thursday, 12 July 2012

    I could do #6...

    If I was fighting a little person! :)

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  • Tier
    Tier Thursday, 12 July 2012

    I know Snowbird!

    :D

  • Esta
    Esta Thursday, 12 July 2012

    Captain???

    Hmmm...I don't think so Raubtier.

  • Gideon
    Gideon Thursday, 12 July 2012

    I fucked him up good with...

    the #5 a few times... ;)

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  • Tier
    Tier Thursday, 12 July 2012

    You fucking wish

    you did. More like I've used all that shit on you, you just refuse to die.

  • Lucan
    Lucan Thursday, 12 July 2012

    I taught him...

    Everything he knows...

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  • Tier
    Tier Thursday, 12 July 2012

    Yeah

    You did, actually.

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