Dear Junco,
I’m a sixteen year old girl who just got invited to the Homecoming dance, unfortunately the dance falls on open day of whitetail deer hunting. I’d really like hunting and don’t want to miss the trip, but this boy is very cute. What should I do? Go hunting with my family or go to a dance?
Signed,
Dead Things or Dancing
Dear Dead Things or Dancing,
Really? This is your question? The answer is so obvious I can’t even believe I’m wasting space on the blog.
HUNTING!
Holy crap, that is so much better than dancing. I mean I get the boy stuff. But shit, he’ll still be there next month, right? Get your ass out in the woods, tag your deer, and go home a happy girl!
No dancing required.
Junco
